All Hallow's Eve

After de-leafing the yard, Prince of Autumn DHV ordered us to the tarpaulin for pumpkin carving.
"All hands to the pumpkins, my swarthies, lest the House of Hawk be without its guardian glowing gargoyles!"
"Standfast my bespectacled friend, I think I spy this poor creatures brain! Abandon all hope, ye pumpkin, as my royal ladle dips into yon cerebral cortex!"DHV knighted them . . .
"I name you, Sir Peter, He of Snarky Humor and Furious Yoga; and you, Sir Arthur, He of Biceps Most Grandest and Hair Most Longest!"