Ramen Power!

The only thing worse than taking care of a former colleague is taking care of a former colleague and contracting his gastroenteritis. DKV needs to work on his hand washing! Or it could have been from DHV shoving his dirty hands into every orifice like a crazy trauma intern.
Ramen is just the thing to replenish one's sodium and glycogen stores after 36 hours of not eating. Here DHV demonstrated the two most widely-described techniques for ramen ingestion.
This is the two step chopstick dangle followed by hand-ram. Slow and messy, purely for beginners.
DHV moved onto the single-step head-tilt, maw gape technique. Little or no chewing is required.