Co-sleeping, Part Deux

Eagles-Bengals pre-season game a little dull? No problem.

Here at the Bakeree we use this time to practice and refine our co-sleeping. We test all components of the MAMS (Maternal sleep And Milk delivery System) using a checklist.

Baby? check.
Baby's mouth otherwise unoccupied? check
Comfortable seating? check
Milk shooters primed? check
Milk shooters accessible? check
Neck support? no go, wave off!
If the pilot falls asleep while running the check list we all feel a little silly.
I think we'll go with a simple B³ system in the future.
Baby?
Boob?
Bed?