But then Mommy covered up his head (unlike some cousins, DHV doesn't have a mop of hair, a tri-hawk, or a swarthy complexion to protect his scalp from the sun) and slapped on a saliva-sopping bib and he was ready for some full-on open-atmosphere playtime.
These plastic rings that Grandma and Grandpa Vining gave him for Christmas are one of his favorite toys. "If I smash this green and red together will I get a brown one that matches my outfit?"
Too bad they don't quite fit in his mouth. "Mommy, I think this is the same special green donut you gave me yesterday. Yum, tastes like . . . green plastic with a thin coating of dried drool!"
DHV took advantage of this opportunity to fake Mommy out and make her think he was about to crawl. He was not.
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husband dkv started out as fair skinned as his spawn but ended up the swarthiest of the lot. we'll see who is the fairest of them all in 5 years. my money is on ida who i predict will have red hair and freckles.
"whom" I predict. it's "whom" whenever in doubt. grammar!
IDA WILL NEVER HAVE RED HAIR!
I do really admire DHV's move to the bib, though. Ladies love a man wearing a bib.
It's true, if Ida ever starts to grow a red hair on her head, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass. I mean, hair dye.
One should never say never... especially in light of the uncertainty surrounding Ida's parentage.
sometimes I wonder about DHV's parentage. is he in fact my son? if he is, wouldn't he defecate more? how can i be sure that he will be an Eagles fan? but perhaps his blog is not the place to ponder such thoughts...
Someone has been posting under a fake-DKV log-in. I am thinking it is Pete. Just to set the record straight, DHV is quite regular and will, of course, be an Eagles fan.
I have commented as Ella and occasionally as occhio, but never as DKV--I suspect Margaret, undercover.
Whoa! Sorry, I meant to sign the above comment by myself, not by Ella. It's so tricky! Anyways, I definitely did not post the fake-DKV comment. It sounds like something he'd say, though. I'm just sayin.
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